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MessagePosté le: Mer 21 Mar - 09:54 (2018)    Sujet du message: What should the Giants do to rebound? Répondre en citant

The male doesn't have to shake his hips or anything, just hold on tight and await the glory while his motorized member explores the space.


By the way, some of you reading this have already said, "What about dolphins? Their prehensile penises are universally considered the greatest achievement as a species." Well, there but there appear to be no scholarly sources backing this claim up. a paper nautilus), there is no conflict at all. You simply detach your dick. It will go take care of its business while you take care of yours.


The argonaut's penis has its own tail, allowing it to swim to the female if the dude is so busy he can't even be bothered to go over and say hi.


In fact when the penis was first noticed by science it was thought to be as a parasitic worm. It was years before it was discovered that the flailing member was actually a brainless, sperm filled guided missile.


"Hey, a pretty girl. Quick, fire your dick at her!"


We made a big deal out of the many uses of an elephant penis earlier, but there's no question it has limits. For instance, we can't find any evidence of an elephant killing a dude with it (obviously if such a YouTube video existed, it would be the most viewed clip in Internet history).


Thus the elephant finds its penis ranked well below that of the flatworm. If you're a flatworm, all you need to get through a day of sex, hunting and fighting is your amazing penis. What human can say that? OK, other than him.


We mean Sean Connery, not James Bond


Tucked away in the last place you'd think to look (his mouth) the flatworm keeps an amazing dagger penis so hard and sharp it is used for hunting and self defense. Again: The flatworm has a penis inside his mouth, which is so rock solid that he cheap jerseys us uses it kill things. What would be better than that?


When asked what they want to be reincarnated as, almost nobody says "barnacle." That's because they don't know enough about barnacles.


As a barnacle you don't have to work a day in your life, you get to travel around the world for free (assuming you're smart enough to live on the hull of a ship or a whale and not some lame assed rock) and you have largest proportional penis in the known universe. They employ said penis frequently in massive barnacle orgies.


Barnacles are the Bruce Campbell's of the sea.


The thing is, barnacles can't move (every day's a Sunday!) so you can see how that would normally stand in the way of an active sex life. Their solution is to all lump themselves Cheap Seahawks Jerseys together in colonies. But who would want to be stuck mating with the barnacle that just happened to set down roots next to them?


Ducks, sadly, are assholes who really really like to rape. It's estimated that at least one third of all duck sex is forced, so it's important for wholesale authentic jerseys ducks to have a way of catching their victims. Hence a cock so long that some scientists honestly believe they wield it like a bull whip.


Indiana Jones in the process of apprehending and raping a fleeing Shia LaBeouf.


The rapey nature of duck mating has led to a bizarre sort of duck genital arms race, with females building greater and more complex vaginal defenses over time. Thus, some duck species' have vaginas that corkscrew in the opposite direction of the males' corkscrew penises, and even have up to eight false pathways to make the intrusive penis take a wrong turn.


Of course, the mere fact that ducks still exist as a species is testament to the increasing ingenuity and dedication of the males' genitals. No one can say for sure how long it will be before ducks abandon flying and take to swinging through the trees like the well endowed characters in some disturbing furry fan art, but absolutely everyone agrees that it's only a matter of time. And every sports team in the world will fight to switch their mascot.


To see other ways that animals are way cooler than you are, check out The 6 Most Badass Murder Weapons in the Animal Kingdom and 8 Ingenious Ways Animals Outsmart Predators.
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